Returned from school...
Everyone was not at home, i thought..
Cause the entire house was wu qi ba hei...
the moment i bend down to pick up my slippers, i heard noise coming from the tv area..
I'd a shock for a moment..
and then i calmed myself down by telling myself that it was just a lizard(my house lizards everytime create funny noise *are you thinking what i'm thinking*)
so as i entered my room, i switched on the living room light conveniently. (switch is just right outside my room)
i peeped into gor's room and realised, I'M NOT ALONE! :D
then i went back to my room..
i unpacked my bag..
and took some stuff to the bathroom for washing..
as i expected..
i saw one lizard on the dining table having its dinner...
second time of zhua sai-ing...
next.. i went back into my room to get my pink umbrella out (to dry it..)
and as i walked nearer to my kitchen's window..
a black lizard ran across the wall and hid behind a pail..
damn....
i almost scream
okay never mind.. its over..
cause i know my house lizard's family member will exceed the number of mine.. (five)
therefore i somehow know that no more lizard will appear again..
but guess what?
this time not lizardS..
But a black pigeon...
not moving, camouflaging with the highfi set, right in front of the tv...
at first i thought my mum bought some black bird statue to place it there (so that it will somehow wang her)
if it is so.. i will definately want to take a closer look at it and see wad kind of BLACK bird my mummy would buy to bring fortune to herself...
Just as i take a step towards it..
i saw it moved a little..
OKAY!!! AND THIS TIME ROUND IT REALLY DID FREAK ME OUT!!!
I SCREAMED, " *SCREAM* AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GOR!!!! GOR!!!!! GORRR!!!!!"
GOR: "WHAT~~~~" (AT FIRST, HE DIDN'T FEEL LIKE COMING OUT OF HIS ROOM)
ME: GOT BIRD!!!! GOT BIRD IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!!! (HIDDING BEHIND THE WALL IN THE KITCHEN AND DIDN'T DARE TO MOVE AT ALL)
Out of curiousity, he came out of his room... but still.. i didn't dare to walked away from the wall..
He tried to use rubber band to chase it out of the house...
but it didn't move at all..
he did it twice.. and it was still the same..
so i start to doubt my sight.. (again thinking that its my mummy's ji xiang wu)
den i went to the another piece of wall and hide behind it (nearer to the bird)
my bro closed the room door..
and it lifted its leg up..
me: "okay, gor, its really not a statue, its really a bird!"
gor: "okay okay, i know what.. you go back to your room, and i'll go back to mine, treat it like we didn't see it, wait for mummy come back and see what reaction she will have... "
me: "hahahahaha!!! ya hor~! okok~"
gor: *looking down to the carpark* okay, they are back~!"
we went back to the room, closed the doors..
the moment my sis enter the house..
sis: "eh~!!! baba!! you niao!!!!" (okay~ surprisingly, im the only one who screamed~)
so daddy caught it.. and let it out of the window. (apparently it is still on the platform outside the window)
AND WHATEVER... my bro complaint to my daddy that i screamed like as though someone was about to rape me...

But fine~ my bro save my life twice..
1. accidentally cut my finger and not knowing what to do, but cried damn loudly..
and he came to my rescue.. telling me to relax.. cause he can handle cuts as his
camp dogs often get it.. and he is the once doing all those dressing.. "*#%$&%&&$"
2. be there when i don't dare to move when the bird sat in the living room..
(cause i think i will probaly just stay where i am and cry out loud.")

THANK YOU GOR~
:D

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